Moving to a Cooler Climate

topic posted Tue, August 7, 2007 - 10:33 AM by  Unsubscribed
I just checked the weather online and it appears that the tempreture in Jakarta, Indonesia -- where I'm moving to at the end of August -- is actually COOLER than it is in Louisville, Kentucky. It's so damn hot here in the Bluegrass, home of allergens and mold spores the size of wolverines, that pigeons are actually flying into local Kentucky Fried Chicken's to SURRENDER.

It's so hot Al Gore got an inconvenient rash.

Its so hot I actually saw a squirrel icing down his nuts.

Seriously, at this point we have heat indexes well over triple digits, and the pollution/ozone/crummy air indexes in the lethal range. It looks like its going to go on all month and won't change until I'm well on my way out of here...
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  • Re: Moving to a Cooler Climate

    Tue, August 7, 2007 - 10:47 AM
    I'm going to the desert for the rest of the month. It will *feel* cooler there because the humidity is only 10%. As opposed to almost 60% here in KY!

    Woot! I can't wait to get out of this stickyness! To a place where you never feel your sweat, it evaporates too quickly!

    Travel Cheerful!
    -r
    • Re: Moving to a Cooler Climate

      Tue, August 7, 2007 - 7:48 PM
      Our car thermo. read 107 today in downtown Lexington! (Nott hat it's ~totally~ trustworthy)
      The radio (MPR) said the last record high for this date was 95 degrees in 1930... and the bank sign read 102 degrees when we passed it...So we are breaking records all right.

      It's so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs !

      It's so hot tobacco plants come already rolled up and lit !

      It's so hot the squirrels are leaving ther nuts uncovered !

      It's so hot the entire commonwealth is hosting a "statewide" wet t-shirt contest !
      • Re: Moving to a Cooler Climate

        Wed, August 8, 2007 - 7:40 AM
        "It's so hot the entire commonwealth is hosting a "statewide" wet t-shirt contest ! "

        Ha! The kids on my street started dousing each other with the hose and bowl fulls of water the other night. I almost joined them...