10. GED required to officiate at cock fights.
9. Gun laws allows clergy to pack heat for Jesus.
8. State bird is a hand gesture.
7. All liquor stores and cigarette outlets have Back To School Sales.
6. Socially acceptable if not trendy to park your car in the front yard on cement blocks.
5. Mitch McConnell Campaign Slogan: "Campaign Finance Reform? I got your Campaign Finance Reform RIGHT HERE!!”
4. Crime rate drops significantly during broadcasts of Jerry Springer.
3. NCAA Rule Infraction Penalties include constant references to squealing like a pig.
2. Marijuana: The Other White Meat
1. Four million people with twenty last names can't be wrong.
Forgive me. I just noticed the group seemed a little silent so I thought I would interject a little chaos...
9. Gun laws allows clergy to pack heat for Jesus.
8. State bird is a hand gesture.
7. All liquor stores and cigarette outlets have Back To School Sales.
6. Socially acceptable if not trendy to park your car in the front yard on cement blocks.
5. Mitch McConnell Campaign Slogan: "Campaign Finance Reform? I got your Campaign Finance Reform RIGHT HERE!!”
4. Crime rate drops significantly during broadcasts of Jerry Springer.
3. NCAA Rule Infraction Penalties include constant references to squealing like a pig.
2. Marijuana: The Other White Meat
1. Four million people with twenty last names can't be wrong.
Forgive me. I just noticed the group seemed a little silent so I thought I would interject a little chaos...
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS TO LIVE IN KENTUCKY
Sat, July 7, 2007 - 2:05 PMhilarious
thinking of relocating
where are there good schools for 11 year old?
thanks and bless
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OH - and we don't talk French so Tres Bien !
Sun, July 8, 2007 - 10:44 PMKentuckians started giving French names to everything in sight after the Marquis de Lafayette's visit of 1824-25. We've been mangling the pronunciations of these French names ever since. Give us a French word. We will name something after it and find a new and interesting way to pronounce it beyond all Gallic recognition. Lexington sits in the heart of Fayette County, not Lafayette County. No one has been able to explain where the "La" went. Versailles, a small town near Lexington that hosts the Labrot & Graham Distillery ("lab-rot" being another locally-distorted French word), is pronounced "ver sales" instead of "ver-sai." Louisville is neither the Anglicanized "Louis-ville" nor the more French "Lou-ie-ville," but simply "Lou-vull." What we've done to the name "Belcher" requires no comment. -
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Re: OH - and we don't talk French so Tres Bien !
Tue, July 10, 2007 - 1:46 PM> " What we've done to the name "Belcher" requires no comment.
'URP!
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS TO LIVE IN KENTUCKY
Sun, September 2, 2007 - 12:28 PMlearned from the best..a leader that gives a one finger victory salute.
